Synopsis:
"Only the Blood of Drug Addicts Can
Satisfy Its Thirst!
The world's Only Turkey-Monster- Anti-Drug-Pro-Jesus-Gore
Film!
For those who think they've seen everything
comes Blood Freak, a rampaging turkey monster on a marijuana
high!
Finding himself sandwiched between Bible-thumping
good-girl Angel and her bad-girl sister Ann, a muscle bound
biker named Herschell (Steve Hawkes,
star of two obscure Tarzan films) falls under Ann's seductive
spell when she offers him some weed. Quickly becoming a writhing,
spastic addict - "I have a feeling I'm hooked!"
- the big galoot then gets a job at a turkey farm where he's
fed meat treated with an experimental drug and, like any junkie
who eats tainted turkey meat, turns into a man with a giant
turkey head. Yes, A Man With A Giant Turkey Head. Who also
gobbles like a big dumb bird.
Still hungry for a fix, Herschell-the-Turkey-Man
proceeds to attack fellow drug addicts whose blood he drinks
with his pointy little turkey beak. In one magical moment,
he even buzz-saws the leg off a pusher who holds his stump
and howls for what seems like days. All of which is punctuated
by philosophical pondering by co-director Brad Grinter (Flesh
Feast) before two potheads with a machete decide to
go on their version of a turkey shoot…
Wow. A monster movie quite unlike any other,
Blood Freak is a jaw-dropping almost legendary milestone in
crackpot filmmaking, and the ultimate cinematic turkey. Gobble-gobble!
Warning: This program contains nudity, sexual
situations, violence and gobbling." -
from DVD
Pacific
My oppinion:
As you might have guessed if you read the
synopsis above, this is a weird flick... The acting is truly
bad. Especially look out for a dialogue between a couple of
scientists.. The turkey monster is just a guy with a really
big and badly made turkey head. Don't get me wrong; this is
my all time favourite "so bad it's good" movie. Scary? Not
at all! Funny? Hell yeah!! Another thing to look out for is
the chain-smoking narrator that turns up on the screen from
time to time (he's also the director if I'm not mistaking).
He's got to be one of the worst actors ever, and he has to
be on something, as he can't seem to remember one single line
and thus keeps looking at the script on the table all the
time. Another incredible thing is that it actually seems like
the movie was meant to be serious, which makes it even more
fun! This is a "must see" movie for anyone that's into "bad"
movies, everyone else should see it anyways, just because
it's a really weird experience!
My rating: 
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Buy "Blood Freak" at:
DVD
Pacific
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